¿Cómo podría retenerte...
hubieras sido feliz de otra manera?
pediste que lo intentara
eramos tan diferentes
Sin mediar despedida
prometimos cruzar nuestros caminos
¿Cómo confiar en lo que no tenemos control?
Presentía que nuestro destino
en ningún lugar se cruzaría
No tuve la valentía de decirte nada,
yo solo te miraba
lunes, septiembre 15, 2008
sábado, junio 28, 2008
Cybersex por Bloodninja
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
-------------------
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
lunes, mayo 12, 2008
Corazon Nulleable
Lo que siento por vos es <null reference exception>
Es un bug que ya no conviene arreglar
Perdi la referencia a mi corazon
Que mi corazon tenga un set tuvo sus riesgos
yo los corri, y ahora apunta a null.
Debi solo ponerle un set y que le setees tus valores.
En cambio deje que me lo cambiases y en su lugar lo has quitao mujer!
Ay!!! Ay!!! corazon nulleable!!
Recibi un void pointer de vos y no se como tomarlo
Por favor, solo te pido.. ve a la factory de amor y haz un invoke de CreateNewCorazon!
eres tan cerrada que ...
me obligas a usar refleccion para verte...
los atributos
Ay!!! Ay!!! corazon nulleable!!
Recibi un void pointer de vos y no se ya como tomarlo
en la vida real 'friend' no te da acceso a la implementacion, solo te la oculta mas
Es un bug que ya no conviene arreglar
Perdi la referencia a mi corazon
Que mi corazon tenga un set tuvo sus riesgos
yo los corri, y ahora apunta a null.
Debi solo ponerle un set y que le setees tus valores.
En cambio deje que me lo cambiases y en su lugar lo has quitao mujer!
Ay!!! Ay!!! corazon nulleable!!
Recibi un void pointer de vos y no se como tomarlo
Por favor, solo te pido.. ve a la factory de amor y haz un invoke de CreateNewCorazon!
eres tan cerrada que ...
me obligas a usar refleccion para verte...
los atributos
Ay!!! Ay!!! corazon nulleable!!
Recibi un void pointer de vos y no se ya como tomarlo
en la vida real 'friend' no te da acceso a la implementacion, solo te la oculta mas
viernes, mayo 02, 2008
Para olvidarte
Bajaré de una estrella
para hablarte
me esconderé detrás de un árbol
para admirarte
miraré tu foto
para recordarte
repetiré tu nombre
para alabarte
dejaré mi vida
para amarte
Llevaré un lazo
para atraparte
una vela
para encandilarte
y mis labios
para besarte
Pasaré la noche solo
para recordarte
te buscaré en mis recuerdos
para hablarte
hablaré con tu foto
para amarte
amaré tu sombra
para ocultarme
ocultaré este poema
para olvidarte
para hablarte
me esconderé detrás de un árbol
para admirarte
miraré tu foto
para recordarte
repetiré tu nombre
para alabarte
dejaré mi vida
para amarte
Llevaré un lazo
para atraparte
una vela
para encandilarte
y mis labios
para besarte
Pasaré la noche solo
para recordarte
te buscaré en mis recuerdos
para hablarte
hablaré con tu foto
para amarte
amaré tu sombra
para ocultarme
ocultaré este poema
para olvidarte
Poema
Había una vez una persona llamada Patricio
que caminaba muy despacito
Un día Patricio se cansó y se durmio
que caminaba muy despacito
Un día Patricio se cansó y se durmio
martes, abril 15, 2008
jueves, marzo 27, 2008
10 cosas que tenes que tener para gustarme
- Que se ría mucho y tenga una sonrisa con muchos dientes
- Que tenga bucles
- Que tenga objetivos
- Que no escriba con faltas de ortografía
- Que mire a los ojos
- Que pueda seguir conversaciones
- Que no tenga secretos
- Que no fume
- Que le gusten los perros y no le gusten los gatos
- Que tenga buena memoria
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